REBLOG if it’s okay to send you dirty messages.
I wish
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Ok guys, the time is now. The Chubby Hearts Club is officially live (except our search is still being weird, but we are sorting that out). For all of those that are chubby or love chubby…this is your dating site.
What I need you guys to do is reblog this and then go and submit a profile! It is totally free and totally run on tumblr. Best of both worlds.
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“CLIT”
You can touch it play with it lick it suck it maybe bite it a little, but god forbid if you can use it with Words With Friends.
I want to meet this then eat this yummy critter.
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Send anything nude to this mailbox will be posted on here unless otherwise specified by sender. Thank you in advance, I can’t wait to see what I get.
lookingfornudes@gmail.com
Share in your blog please pass me to friends.
I love tubmlr.
“An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.”
that is a very nice vagina.
Nice, makes me really hungry.
(Source: montrealityy)
Very proud thank you.
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yup yup yup
Yes indeed I do. Thank you for making me hungry as fuck. I wish I could get a buffet of just this product, boy I would be in heaven.
It was the night before christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Dad at the whore house mom smokin grass and I’d settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight piss on u all and have one hell of a night! MONEY IS SHORT TIMES ARE HARD HERE’S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD!!!